Quick, to the slutcave!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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