Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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