hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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