Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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