I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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