Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
