Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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