i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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