Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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