just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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