New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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