WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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