Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
YAS. BRING CRAB.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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