Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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