I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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