Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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