It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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