for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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