The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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