apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
