what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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