i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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