More tranny stories later!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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