I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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