Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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