Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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