Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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