i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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