Non-Jews are for practice
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I want her autograph on my taint
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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