how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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