Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I smell like Dick and happiness
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