you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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