Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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