can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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