I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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