their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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