Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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