Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She said her name was "party"
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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