1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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