so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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