just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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