Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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