Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
