its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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