i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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