I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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