it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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