i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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