Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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