yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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