I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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