we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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