And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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